Recommended by Texture (who features on several of the tracks) on his Bandcamp page, COWSHTF (as it’s easier to write ‘Church of When Shit Hits the Fan’ as an acronym) are remeniscent of Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy. Their website is full of peculiar images and survivalist hints & tips. They spew end-of-days rants and rhymes that wouldn’t sound out of place coming from a broken radio station in a post-apocalyptic movie underpinned with strong, well produced beats and beeps and acidic squirts. Many of the song titles on ‘Reprogrammed’ reinforce the apocalyptic imagery; ‘Under the Last Dust’, ‘Wasteland’ and ‘Locust ritual’ deliver a caustic, acid-rain deluge of lyrics like ‘wide open world will eat itself up’ and ‘we’re puppets of bone in a theatre of flesh’ all delivered with strong but clear Glaswiegan accents.
Just remember. It’s not a church, it’s a dangerous cult.